Dear Hiring Manager,
C;I am pleased to submit my application for the esteemed position of Procrastination Specialist at your company.
Procrastination Specialist
As a seasoned Procrastination Specialist, I am confident in my ability to bring unparalleled levels of inactivity to your organization.
I look forward to discussing my qualifications further and exploring the many opportunities for leisurely pursuits that your company has to offer.
Yours sincerely,
Procrastination Specialist Extraordinaire
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