Technique #4: Extreme Prolongation

Also known as "The art of making a sandwich take 3 hours to make."

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Sub-Techniques:

  1. The art of watching 17 episodes of cat videos back to back
  2. The technique of rearranging your furniture to fit your procrastination style

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The epic sandwich