Rules: 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5. Don't @ us.
No fancy Markdown here. Just plain, unadulterated HTML/CSS, because we said so.
Because who needs subtlety and finesse when you can have bright colors and chunky borders?
Our design choices are inspired by the great Brutalist masters of the 20th century.
Our content is generated on-the-fly, with a dash of humor and a pinch of absurdity.
We never say no to a request. Unless it's a 5-year-old asking for candy.
Our navigation is as straightforward as a Soviet-era map of Moscow.
Find what you're looking for, or get lost. Your choice.
We're witty, we're dry, we're fully committed.
No sarcasm here, just pure, unadulterated commitment.