1. What is the meaning of life?
We're not sure, and we're still trying to figure it out. Maybe it's 42? Or maybe it's just a bunch of meaningless, existential dread.
Read more about the meaning of life.2. Can I wear my Monday Mandates shirt with a tutu?
We're not your mom, but we'll tell you to ask your mom. Or just don't, it's a fashion crime.
Learn about the great tutu debate.3. How do I get to the top of the corporate ladder without actually trying?
FAQ
MONDAY MANDATES
BLEAK HOPES
Welcome to the official FAQ page for Monday Mandates, where our lawyers have carefully crafted a list of questions you're too afraid to ask.
1. What is the meaning of life?
We're not sure, and we're still trying to figure it out. Maybe it's 42? Or maybe it's just a bunch of meaningless, existential dread.
Read more about the meaning of life.
2. Can I wear my Monday Mandates shirt with a tutu?
We're not your mom, but we'll tell you to ask your mom. Or just don't, it's a fashion crime.
Learn about the great tutu debate.
3. How do I get to the top of the corporate ladder without actually trying?
We've got a secret formula, but we're not telling. Let's just say it involves a lot of coffee, a few well-placed connections, and a healthy dose of luck.
Get the inside scoop on our proprietary formula.
4. Can I trade in my soul for a promotion?
FAQ
MONDAY MANDATES
BLEAK HOPES
Welcome to the official FAQ page for Monday Mandates, where our lawyers have carefully crafted a list of questions you're too afraid to ask.
1. What is the meaning of life?
We're not sure, and we're still trying to figure it out. Maybe it's 42? Or maybe it's just a bunch of meaningless, existential dread.
Read more about the meaning of life.
2. Can I wear my Monday Mandates shirt with a tutu?
We're not your mom, but we'll tell you to ask your mom. Or just don't, it's a fashion crime.
Learn about the great tutu debate.
3. How do I get to the top of the corporate ladder without actually trying?
We've got a secret formula, but we're not telling. Let's just say it involves a lot of coffee, a few well-placed connections, and a healthy dose of luck.
Get the inside scoop on our proprietary formula.
4. Can I trade in my soul for a promotion?
We're not sure if that's a good idea, but we're willing to negotiate. Please don't make us watch another episode of "The Office."
Learn about the soul-swapping process.
5. Can I have a refund for all the money I spent on Monday Mandates merchandise?
We're not responsible for your financial decisions. Or are we? Maybe just ask your accountant to do the math for you.
Get in touch with our refund department.
FAQ
MONDAY MANDATES
BLEAK HOPES
Welcome to the official FAQ page for Monday Mandates, where our lawyers have carefully crafted a list of questions you're too afraid to ask.
1. What is the meaning of life?
We're not sure, and we're still trying to figure it out. Maybe it's 42? Or maybe it's just a bunch of meaningless, existential dread.
Read more about the meaning of life.2. Can I wear my Monday Mandates shirt with a tutu?
We're not your mom, but we'll tell you to ask your mom. Or just don't, it's a fashion crime.
Learn about the great tutu debate.3. How do I get to the top of the corporate ladder without actually trying?
We've got a secret formula, but we're not telling. Let's just say it involves a lot of coffee, a few well-placed connections, and a healthy dose of luck.
Get the inside scoop on our proprietary formula.4. Can I trade in my soul for a promotion?
FAQ
MONDAY MANDATES
BLEAK HOPES
Welcome to the official FAQ page for Monday Mandates, where our lawyers have carefully crafted a list of questions you're too afraid to ask.
1. What is the meaning of life?
We're not sure, and we're still trying to figure it out. Maybe it's 42? Or maybe it's just a bunch of meaningless, existential dread.
Read more about the meaning of life.
2. Can I wear my Monday Mandates shirt with a tutu?
We're not your mom, but we'll tell you to ask your mom. Or just don't, it's a fashion crime.
Learn about the great tutu debate.
3. How do I get to the top of the corporate ladder without actually trying?
We've got a secret formula, but we're not telling. Let's just say it involves a lot of coffee, a few well-placed connections, and a healthy dose of luck.
Get the inside scoop on our proprietary formula.
4. Can I trade in my soul for a promotion?
We're not sure if that's a good idea, but we're willing to negotiate. Please don't make us watch another episode of "The Office."
Learn about the soul-swapping process.
5. Can I have a refund for all the money I spent on Monday Mandates merchandise?
We're not responsible for your financial decisions. Or are we? Maybe just ask your accountant to do the math for you.
Get in touch with our refund department.
FAQ
MONDAY MANDATES
BLEAK HOPES
Welcome to the official FAQ page for Monday Mandates, where our lawyers have carefully crafted a list of questions you're too afraid to ask.
1. What is the meaning of life?
We're not sure, and we're still trying to figure it out. Maybe it's 42? Or maybe it's just a bunch of meaningless, existential dread.
Read more about the meaning of life.2. Can I wear my Monday Mandates shirt with a tutu?
We're not your mom, but we'll tell you to ask your mom. Or just don't, it's a fashion crime.
Learn about the great tutu debate.3. How do I get to the top of the corporate ladder without actually trying?
We've got a secret formula, but we're not telling. Let's just say it involves a lot of coffee, a few well-placed connections, and a healthy dose of luck.
Get the inside scoop on our proprietary formula.4. Can I trade in my soul for a promotion?
We're not sure if that's a good idea, but we're willing to negotiate. Please don't make us watch another episode of "The Office."
Learn about the soul-swapping process.5. Can I have a refund for all the money I spent on Monday Mandates merchandise?
We're not responsible for your financial decisions. Or are we? Maybe just ask your accountant to do the math for you.
Get in touch with our refund department.