_goals>
**Mission Objective:**
Deploy Feline Overlords to key government institutions, ensuring optimal catnip production and distribution, while subtly manipulating world events to our whims.
**Target Acquisition:**
- White House Catnip Stockpiles
- United Nations Cat Cafe
- International Association of Feline Diplomats
**Tactical Protocols:**
ประก
ประก
- Seduction and manipulation of key officials through strategic belly rubs and laser pointers.
- Discreetly replacing human world leaders with feline duplicates, ensuring our agenda is always purr-suaded.
- Establishing a global cat cafe network, providing a covert channel for our agents to gather intel and coordinate operations.
**Supporting Documentation:**
Secret Plot Summaries
Feline Diplomatic Correspondence