Your Credit Score is: 500
That's right, folks! Brother John's Credit Score is lower than a snake's belly!
But don't worry, we're not worried! We're actually worried about the economy... but that's a whole other story.
Credit Score Trends
Apparently, our credit score is lower than the average used car salesman's pants.
- Our credit utilization is 99%!
- We've been late on every bill for the past year!
- We've applied for over 500 credit cards in the past month alone!
Our Credit Score is a Scam!
We're pretty sure it's just a number generated by a bored AI in a basement.
We're not saying it's not a real thing, but have you ever tried to get a loan with a score of 500?
No? Just us neither.
Credit Score is Not a Science