Decrees Issued by Our Gloriantine Overlords

Decree 1: Mandatory Use of Sarcasm Decree 2: All Users Must Wear Funny Hats Decree 3: Mandatory Consumption of Caffeine Decree 4: All Meetings Must Involve Sudden Loud Noises

By order of the Gloriantine Overlords, you are now required to obey these decrees.

Failure to comply will result in the immediate application of our patented Gloriantine Overlord Disapproving Stare.