Welcome to the Grind Therapist, where your existential dread and caffeine-fueled anxiety are treated with the utmost care and disdain.
Our licensed therapists are trained in the art of ignoring you while you ramble on about your meaningless life choices.
We'll have you filling out forms for hours, only to have you realize that you're just a cog in a machine, a pawn in a game you don't understand.
But hey, at least you'll have a nice cup of coffee while you're here.
Don't worry about the bill, we'll just charge it to your credit card.
Want to talk about the meaning of life? We'll just tell you that it's just a bunch of nothing.
Couch potato therapy: We'll help you realize that your couch is your home.
Procrastination therapy: We'll help you find ways to do absolutely nothing productive.
Squirrel therapy: We'll help you find the meaning in chasing your tail.
Therapist 1: The one who just stares at you silently.