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The Barber Paradox: A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. As he's sipping his drink, he hears a voice say, "You're going to hell." He looks around, but there's no one in sight.
The bartender says, "Sorry, buddy, but you're a devil."
But then the man remembers that he's a vegetarian, and he can't go to hell because it's against his principles.
So the man asks the bartender, "Well, in that case, can I still get a beer?"
And the bartender says, "Sorry, buddy, we don't serve devils."