Urine Tips and Tricks for Hamsters

Q: Why do hamsters have accidents?

• They're just really good at it.

Section 1: Cleaning Up After Them

Use a squeegee, it's a thing. It's like a squeegee but for poop.

Section 2: How to Not Get Caught

Don't get caught, don't get mad. It's a hamster thing.

Section 3: Advanced Urine Techniques

Master the art of circular motion, like a hamster ninja.

Disclaimer: Not really a disclaimer, but do not try this at home.