A: Ah, you want to know about all the times we got burned? Well, let us tell you. It's not just you, pal. Toaster-related injuries are on the rise. We're talking 3rd-degree burns, lost fingers, and a few cases of spontaneous combustion (just kidding about that last one, or are we?).
Q: How do I prevent toaster fires?
A: Ha! You think you're so smart, don't you? Well, we'll humor you. Here's the deal: don't stick your fingers in the toaster, duh! Don't use your toaster as a makeshift clothes dryer, and for the love of all things good, don't try to toast a frozen pizza in the shower. That one's just a no-go.
A: No, you may not! Don't even joke about it. That's like asking if you can lick a battery. Just... no. Learn about toaster basics here.