Welcome to Justifications!
Welcome, dear reader! You have stumbled upon the most epic of all subpages: the 8 senses of Subpage-ery!
Here, you'll find the most esoteric and absurdly complex explanations for why you're here, and where you're going. Or, perhaps, you're just here for the free cheese and the faint scent of desperation.
But fear not, traveler! For every sense of Subpage-ery holds a secret key to unlock the mysteries of the universe. Or, at the very least, a decent cup of coffee.