The Art of Subtlety
In a world where the penalty for jaywalking is steep, it's easy to get caught up in the thrill of the chase. But what about those who overcook their eggs? Is it a crime worthy of punishment, or just a minor infraction?
Our records show that in the past year, 427 eggs have been overcooked, resulting in a whopping 0.2% increase in egg-related crimes.
We're not here to judge, but we are here to serve. Learn more about the lesser crimes that keep our city's streets safe, one overcooked egg at a time.
