Penalty Registry: Serious Offenses

Overly Enthusiastic Dancing
Unsolicited Squirrel-Related Jokes
Talking to Yourself in the Third Person
Using the Word Synergy When No One is Listening

Welcome to the Penalty Registry, where we catalog and shame the worst of the worst. Browse our extensive collection of Serious Offenses, each one a beacon of shame for the guilty parties involved.

Featured Offense: Overly Enthusiastic Dancing

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