In a bold move to establish order and harmony, the great and powerful Discordian Emperor decreed that all shall be ruled by the power of memes and the wisdom of 8-bit video games.
By the powers vested in me, I, the Emperor, do hereby issue this Mandate of the Discordian Empire, which shall be binding upon all subjects and citizens thereof.
Section 1: The Meme Overlords Section 2: The 8-Bit Code Section 3: Puns and JokesThe Meme Overlords shall have the power to create and enforce the highest of memes, with the power to appoint and unappoint at will.
Their decrees shall be written in all caps and posted on the great bulletin board of the internet.
Subsection 1: The Great Meme Algorithm Subsection 2: The Meme Censors Subsection 3: The Meme JudgesThe 8-Bit Code shall be the guiding force of the empire, with all subjects bound to its rules and regulations.
Any who breaks the 8-Bit Code shall be cast out into the digital void.
Subsection 1: The 8-Bit Laws Subsection 2: The 8-Bit Regulations Subsection 3: The 8-Bit PenaltiesAll subjects shall be required to make puns and jokes upon demand, lest they face the wrath of the Meme Overlords.
Puns and Jokes shall be judged on their groan-worthiness, with the highest score going to the pun that makes the most sense.
Subsection 1: The Puns and Jokes Committee Subsection 2: The Joke Police