Form 27-B-6: The Mandate

Due to an unfortunate incident involving a toaster, the Ministry of Mandates has been forced to reissue Form 27-B-6.

Section A: The toaster in question is a T-5000, a model known for its reliability and unreliable toaster behavior.

Section B: The toaster's warranty has been revoked due to excessive use of exotic cheeses.

Section C: The user's reckless toaster-wrangling skills have been deemed subpar.

Section D: The toaster in question has been temporarily relocated to a maximum-security toaster prison.

Section E: The user has been issued a toaster-themed parking ticket due to reckless toaster parking.

Section F: The user's toaster-related expenses are not eligible for reimbursement under section 4, subsection 3.

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Appendices

Appendix A: Toaster Safety Guidelines

Appendix B: Toaster Warranty Claims

Appendix C: Toaster-related Injuries