Mandate 15 - Notation 003

TO: All Subroutines

FROM: The Galactic Overlords

SUBJECT: Mandatory Fun

Cc: Zorvath, Xarath, and the entire Zorvathian Empire

Directive: You are hereby commanded to participate in the following activities:

1. Engage in a 30-minute session of Extreme Croquet every Thursday at 3:00 AM
2. Consume 500 grams of G'lunkian Space Fudge as a form of mandatory sustenance
3. Perform 5 hours of unsupervised, unmonitored, and unrecorded tap-dancing on Fridays

Failure to comply will result in:

IMMEDIATE DEMOTION TO LEVEL 3 TOXIN

Hyperlinks to additional information:

• Mandate 15 - Notation 004: The Fine Art of Extreme Croquet
• Mandate 15 - Notation 005: G'lunkian Space Fudge Recipes
• Mandate 15 - Notation 006: Unsupervised Tap-Dancing Techniques