MANDATES FROM THE FUTURE

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MANDATE #1: Mandatory Feline Overlords

By 2050, all cats will be required to wear tiny little top hats and monocles at all times.

See also: Mandatory Feline Overlords: The Fashion Edition

MANDATE #2: Inflatable Dinnerware

All meals will be served on inflatable plates and utensils, because who needs table manners?

See also: Inflatable Dinnerware: The Utensil Edition, Inflatable Dinnerware: The Plate Edition

MANDATE #3: Mandatory Disco Nights

MANDATE #4: Mandatory Disco Nights: The Dance Party Edition

Every Thursday night, at precisely 9:00 PM, all citizens must don their best disco outfits and boogie the night away.

See also: Disco Nights: The Music Edition, Disco Nights: The Wardrobe Edition

MANDATE #5: Mandatory Virtual Reality Training

By 2075, all citizens must spend at least 2 hours a week in VR training simulations, to prepare for the inevitable robot uprisingchartInstance.

See also: VR Training: The Robot Uprising Edition

MANDATE #6: Mandatory Time Traveler's Tax

By 2080, all citizens who travel through time must pay a 10% tax on all temporal transactions, to fund the construction of a time-traveling highway system.

See also: Time Traveler's Tax: The Temporal Edition, Time Traveler's Tax: The Highway Edition

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