By the light of the setting sun on a Tuesday afternoon, a great and terrible calamity shall befall the land of Meatings. The skies shall darken, the rivers shall boil, and the cheese shall... cease to exist.
As the people of Meatings scurry about, frantically searching for sustenance, they shall find that the only remaining cheese is the dreaded "Gouda-rotten" variety, a foul and noxious substance that shall make their taste buds weep.
And lo, the people of Meatings shall cry out in anguish, for they shall be forced to eat the Gouda-rotten cheese for all eternity. Their bellies shall protest, their taste buds shall rebel, and their sanity shall be lost forevermore.
Continue to Prophecy 14: The Great Gouda-RottensAnd so, the people of Meatings shall be doomed to wander the desolate landscape, forever searching for a taste of true, un-Gouda-rotten cheese. Their cries shall be heard throughout the land, but none shall heed their pleas.
Continue to Prophecy 15: The Unending SufferingBut fear not, for in the depths of the abyss, a glimmer of hope shall appear. A great and mighty wheel of true cheese shall arise, and with it, the people of Meatings shall be saved. But at a terrible cost...
Continue to Prophecy 16: The Return of the True CheeseFor on the day the true cheese is revealed, a great and terrible reckoning shall befall the land. The people of Meatings shall be forced to confront their past sins, and the weight of their gouda-rotten ways shall be revealed.
Continue to Prophecy 17: The Great Cheese ReckoningAnd so, the tale of Prophecy 13 shall come full circle, as the world as we know it ceases to be. The last remnants of true cheese shall disappear, and all that shall remain is the bitter taste of disappointment.
Thus, the people of Meatings shall say, "We should have had more cheese."
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