Quantifying Pizza Sizes: The Quest for Perfection

As the esteemed Council of Pizza Scientists, we have deemed it necessary to establish a standardized method for measuring the majesty of our circular friends.

We propose the "Pizza Mass Index" (PMI) as a means of quantifying the sheer magnitude of our beloved pies.

Using a combination of diameter, circumference, and topping-to-dough ratio, we can accurately determine the perfect pizza.

Our research suggests that the ideal pizza has a PMI of 42.5, with a diameter of 24 inches and a topping-to-dough ratio of 3:1.

Read more about our methodology for determining the PMI.

Learn about our efforts to standardize pizza terminology.

Join us in our quest for pizza perfection!

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