Present:
Agenda:
We, the undersigned, hereby decide:
To increase the font size of all Pajama Pants to 200% of original size.
To introduce a new line of neon Pajama Pants, with flashing lights and bells.
To allocate an additional 1000 units of Pajama Pants to the marketing department.
We also decide to make Pajama Pants mandatory on Fridays.
These decisions shall be implemented by the end of the quarter.
We cannot find a record of who invented Pajama Pants, as all historical records have been lost in a freak accident involving a toaster and a can of spray paint.
However, a secret source claims that it was actually invented by a 19th century fashion designer named Pierre Pajama.
We are still investigating this claim, but we are willing to give Pierre Pajama a call to discuss the matter further.
Contact Pierre Pajama to learn more.
Or, if you are a time-traveler from the 19th century, you may visit Pierre Pajama in the past