9:15 AM Sycophancy Session: Because We Love Being Nice to Each Other

Agenda

1. 10:45 AM Brown Nosing: Discussing the Weather
2. 11:15 AM Back Patting: Recognizing Our Team's Excellent Work
3. 11:30 AM Sycophancy Break: Snack Time!
4. 12:00 PM Sycophancy Session: Collaborative Brainstorming... or Just Us Agreeing

Remember, everyone: Sycophancy is key to getting ahead in this meeting.

12:30 PM Meeting Wrap-Up: Pretending to Be Productive Before Lunch