Emergency Meeting of the Century

2024-02-21

Agenda

Item 15: Last-Minute Crisis

• Discuss the impending doom of the world

Item 16: Post-Apocalypse Recovery Plan

• How to rebuild society after the world ends

Item 17: Emergency Rations Distribution

• Who gets the last of the ramen noodles

Item 18: Post-Mortem Analysis

• Why did we all hate the meeting that one time

Item 19: The Great Scapegoat

• Who to blame for the apocalypse

Item 20: The Next Meeting

• Because we still can't agree on anything

Adjournment

Meeting Adjourned. Please do not reassemble.

Minutes

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