Welcome to the Tastebud Awards, where we proudly honor the most exquisite, the most divine, the most utterly bewildering tastes in the multiverse. Today's decree:
By the power vested in us, we declare that "Unicorn Farts" are hereby recognized as the official flavor of the week. All citizens of the Tastebud Kingdom are hereby encouraged to indulge in the sweet, effervescent aroma of these mythical creatures' gassy emissions.
Presented by the Tastebud Emperor, Lord Reginald McTastebudface