Actual Decrees from the Great and Powerful Council of Actual Decrees

Decrees from the Past

Below are some of our favorite actual decrees from the past. These are the sorts of decrees that will be remembered for generations to come.

Decree 345: All meetings shall now last exactly 47 minutes.

Decree 427: All meetings shall now be held in the parking lot. This is not optional.

Decree 912: The phrase "synergy" shall be banned from use in all meetings. Repeating it will result in immediate expulsion.