RAID PREPARATION FOR THE AGES
**Welcome, fellow meeting attendees**
It's time for the annual meeting, and you're not ready. Don't worry, we've got you covered. Below are the essentials for a successful raid.
Pre-Raid Checklist:
- Snacks: Donuts, coffee, and an endless supply of stale crackers.
- Team Dynamics: A healthy dose of passive-aggressive remarks and eye-rolling.
- Security Measures: 2-3 ex-employees with a vendetta.
- Communication Tools: A 2-way radio with a 30-second delay.
- Emergency Exit Strategy: A 3-minute warning and a well-timed 'code brownie'.
**Additional Tips:**
- Don't forget to bring your A-game (and a spare one, just in case).
- Avoid eye contact with your colleagues, it's just not worth it.
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**Subpages:** Room Reorganization, Creative Departure Strategies