Today's agenda:
- Item 1: Microwave Hacks for Soups
- Item 2: Discuss new employee handbook
- Item 3: Lunchtime meditation session
Under the guidance of our fearless leader, we discovered:
Microwave Hacks for Soups:
1. Heat soup for 30 seconds, then immediately remove and reheat for 10 seconds.
2. Use a metal fork to stir soup, creating a makeshift 'soup tornado'.
3. Serve soup in a toilet bowl for an avant-garde dining experience.
Metal Fork Techniques are a must-see for anyone looking to elevate their soup game.