Warning: What you are about to read is not officially sanctioned by management, but it's definitely going to be fun.
Exceptions to the attendance policy are like unicorns - rare, magical, and often only appear in the most obscure of circumstances.
A classic. When the coffee machine breaks, and you can't possibly function without it, this is your get-out-of-jail-free card.
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This one's a real doozy. When your feline overlord decides to make a meal of your packed lunch, this is your ticket to freedom.
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We've all been there. Locked out of the system, with no way to remember the password that's supposed to be tattooed on your forehead.