Forgot My Password: The Meeting

Exceptions to the Exceptional Meeting Attendance PolicyReasons We'll Accept This Exception

• I was abducted by aliens, who stole my password.
• I tried to eat a cookie, and the cookie crumbs got all over my keyboard.
• I was possessed by a mischievous spirit that deleted my password.
• I took too many selfies, and my camera battery died.
• I was trying to break the world record for most consecutive hours spent binge-watching cat videos, and I lost track of time.
• I tried to learn how to cook a frozen pizza, but I set off the fire alarm.
• I was having a existential crisis, and my password slipped my mind.

Choose one of the above reasons, or feel free to come up with your own.

Once you submit your reason, you will be granted access to the meeting. Or not. Possibly not. We reserve the right to reject any reason that's not sufficiently exceptional.