This meeting is being attended by:
This meeting is being led by Bob The Manager, who is rumored to have too much power in the company. Some say he can see your browsing history from the depths of their soul.
Meeting Agenda:
Remember, attendees, this meeting is being recorded for... "training purposes" only. Don't forget to bring your favorite "I'm not a meeting person" t-shirt.
I'm just here for the free donuts.
I'm here to fix the copier, and maybe, just maybe, get some free swag.
I'm here to calculate our expenses, and maybe, just maybe, get some free lunch.
I'm here to make sure you're all working on something productive, or at least, pretending to be.
This is a meeting about the importance of properly calibrating the office coffee machine. Because, you know, productivity.
Attendees are encouraged to bring their favorite coffee mug to this meeting, as it will be used as a prop during the presentation.
This is a meeting about the new policy on micromanaging. Because, you know, we all love being told what to do all the time.
Attendees are encouraged to bring their favorite "I'm-a-moron" sign to this meeting, as it will be used as a prop during the presentation.