Attendee 4: Reasons For Absence

Here are the reasons why Attendee 4 will not be attending the meeting:

• Reason 1: Cat Hairball Attendee 4's cat has taken over their keyboard and will not let them type.
• Reason 2: Existential Dread Attendee 4 is having a midlife crisis and is questioning the meaning of life and meetings in general.
• Reason 3: Overwhelmed by Meetings Attendee 4 has already attended 3 meetings today and their brain is full.
• Reason 4: Self-Care Sunday Attendee 4 has declared Sunday a day of rest and relaxation, and will not be attending meetings on this sacred day.