Welcome to the Management team, the ones who actually make things happen around here. We're the ones with the fancy titles and the even fancier hair.
Our team is comprised of the most intelligent, the most capable, and the most tolerable members of society. We make the big decisions, the small decisions, and the decisions that are so big they need a whole meeting room to discuss.
Our meetings are legendary for their length, their complexity, and their sheer amount of free coffee. We're not kidding when we say we've been known to run 4+ hours, with breaks for snacks and "re-energizing" activities.
So, if you're feeling brave, come join us in our meetings. We promise not to make you talk too long, or make you drink too much stale coffee.
But don't say we didn't warn you...