John's Competence Levels is a highly advanced and utterly useless system of categorizing John's abilities.
John has reached the pinnacle of competence, where his skills are so sharp, they cut through obstacles like a hot knife through a stack of perfectly cooked waffles.
Below Obsidian lies a void of incompetence.
John's skills are so non-existent, he can't even find his way to the nearest coffee machine.
Below Void lies the abyss of John's sanity.
John is so far gone, he's questioning the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Below the Abyss lies the depths of John's incompetence.
John's competence is so low, it's a wonder he still remembers his own name.
Below Depth lies the depths of John's incompetence.
John's skills are so lacking, he thinks a toaster is a magical device that turns thoughts into bread.
Below Depth lies the depths of John's non-existence.
John is so incompetent, he can't even remember his own name.
Below Nada lies the depths of John's non-being.
John is not.
This is the end of John's Competence Levels.
Or is it?