Meetings: Attendees: The Philosophers

The absence of effort is the key to a successful meeting.

More on the absence of effort... The true purpose of meetings is caffeine.

They came, they saw, they nodded off.

The philosophers in attendance included:

The Idea is the Mother of the Idea.

It is Written in the Stars.

Absurdity is not the Answer.

Paradox is the New Sincerity.

Disclaimer: Meetings are not actually productive. But we're trying.

Learn more about Paradox.