Physicists: The Meeting Attendees of Doom
- Albert Einstein: The Guy Who Made Everyone Else Look Dumb
- Stephen Hawking: The Guy Who Made Everyone Else Look Dumber
- Roger Penrose: The Physicist Who Made Math Go to Therapy
- Neil DeGrasse Tyson: The Astrophysicist Who Made Everyone Else Question Everything
- John Stewart Bell: The Guy Who Made Quantum Mechanics Sound Cool (But Not Really)
- Stephen Weinstein: The Physicist Who Made Everyone Else Look at Their Watches
Random Physicist Trivia
The speed of light is 299,792,458 meters per second. Don't forget it, or you'll have to answer to the Physicist Inquisition.