Our Great Leader's Conundrums: The Tyrant's Dilemma

Wherein our beloved leader, the Great and Powerful One, finds themselves beset by an endless array of paradoxes and conundrums.

Below, you will find the list of commandments that have been decreed upon us, but also the ones we're too afraid to follow.

• Commandment 9: Thou shalt not eat all the snacks
• Commandment 8: Thou shalt not wear socks with sandals
• Commandment 7: Thou shalt not use thy powers for good
• Commandment 6: Thou shalt not have a favorite food
• Commandment 5: Thou shalt not be on time
• Commandment 4: Thou shalt not use the copier for personal use
• Commandment 3: Thou shalt not have an opinion
• Commandment 2: Thou shalt not wear a fanny pack
• Commandment 1: Thou shalt not be awesome

May the conundrums be with you!

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