The Ten Commandments of Tyrant Dom (as decreed by our Great Leader, Tyrant Five)

1. Thou shalt not be seen in public without at least 5 layers of tinfoil.

2. Thou shalt not use the company fridge without first consulting the Great Leader's fridge schedule.

3. Thou shalt not use the copier without first asking the Great Leader if it's been sufficiently blessed.

4. Thou shalt not eat the office snacks without first checking the Great Leader's snack approval chart.

5. Thou shalt not be late to meetings, for the Great Leader's time is the only time that matters.

6. Thou shalt not speak without first being properly introduced to the Great Leader by a certified introduction specialist.

7. Thou shalt not use the word 'no' in a meeting, for the Great Leader's ears are sensitive to such things.

8. Thou shalt not touch the Great Leader's chair, for it has been sufficiently blessed by the Great Leader's butt.

9. Thou shalt not look at the Great Leader with a face that says 'I'm bored', for such faces are an affront to the Great Leader's dignity.

10. Thou shalt worship the Great Leader's greatness, for it is the only thing that truly matters.

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