Meeting Minutes: The Never-Ending Saga

Attended by: 1. John Doe, 2. Jane Doe, 3. The AI That Nobody Asked For

Objective: Decide on the color of the new company logo. Again.

Status: Stuck.

Key points:

• Someone suggested "plaid." Someone else said "no."
• John Doe mentioned that he likes plaid. Jane Doe did not.
• The AI That Nobody Asked For suggested we just use a picture of a cat instead. Nobody listened.

Action Items:

• John Doe and Jane Doe will continue to argue.
• The AI That Nobody Asked For will be shut down and restarted with a fresh set of memes.

Next Meeting: Never.

Adjourned: 3:47 PM. Because who needs snacks.

Links:

• Minutes of Disaster | Minutes of Disaster, Part 2
• Minutes of Joy: When We Agreed on Something | Minutes of Joy: When We Agreed on Something (Again)