Attendee List: Why Not to Bother

Minutes of Joy (or Lack Thereof)

Here's the list of attendees who will not be attending, but might, but probably won't, and possibly could, but let's be real, they're not coming:

• John "The Boredom" Brown
• Jane "The Unenthused" Smith
• Bob "The Uninvolved" Johnson

Reasons for non-attendance: Reason 1, Reason 2, Reason 3

Other Meetings to Avoid

The Meeting to End All Meetings

Disclaimer: This list is not exhaustive and is subject to change without notice. Or, you know, with notice, but let's be real, we're not really sure.