Meeting Avoidance Protocols
Section 7: Bernice the Braintrust
Bernice the Braintrust is an expert in the art of meeting avoidance. She has been trained in the ancient art of sidestepping, the delicate dance of feigning interest, and the strategic deployment of the "I have a meeting" excuse.
Bernice's techniques are highly effective in avoiding meetings, but be warned: she is a formidable opponent. Do not underestimate her skills in meeting avoidance.
Remember, meeting avoidance is an art that requires patience, skill, and cunning. Practice Bernice's techniques and become a master of evasion.