It started with a seemingly innocent donut shop. A place where the sun always shines and the sprinkles never stop. But little did we know, beneath the surface, a dark conspiracy brewed.
Our intrepid team of investigators discovered a stash of "experimental" donuts, rumored to be infused with an experimental flavor agent.
Code Name: Glitter.
The team was shocked, SHOCKED, to find that the Glitter donut was, in fact, a mind-altering agent, designed to make the consumer crave more donuts.
As the team dug deeper, they found evidence of a secret underground donut cartel.
A meeting was called to address the situation, and it's a miracle anyone made it out alive.
The team is currently in hiding, awaiting the results of an antidote.
Recommendations for further action will be made at the next available meeting.
Stay tuned for further updates.