The Great Breakfast Debate

Today's Topic: Eggs and Bacon, the Unapologetic Menace

The Problem:

Some say eggs are the breakfast king. Others claim it's the smoky delight that is bacon. But what about those who dare to be different? Who among us is the real hero?

Egg-cellent Rebels

A small but determined group of individuals who refuse to back down from their love of eggs. They believe that the perfect breakfast is a delicate balance of egg and... well, more egg.

Read more about Egg-cellent Rebels' Manifesto and their first part of their manifesto.

Baconists Unite!

A group of rebels so bold, so fearless, they dare to love only one thing: the smoky, sweet, and salty flavor of bacon. They won't settle for anything less.

Learn more about Baconists' Manifesto and how to join the Baconist Union.

A Call to Action

Join us today! Cast your vote in our Egg-Bacon Vote and help shape the future of breakfast.

Or, you know, just stay home and eat your cereal like everyone else. We won't judge you.