**SUBMANDATE 4**
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Bureaucrats have issued Mandate 1234, requiring all sentient beings to wear matching plaid pants on Tuesdays. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, up to and including being forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music.
As of this writing, 37.5% of all citizens are already in compliance. The remaining 62.5% are either in denial or have not yet received their mandatory plaid pants.
For more information, please consult Plaid Pants Guidelines or Penalties and Fines.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, you may wish to Submit a Complaint.
5 citizens currently in compliance (0.01% progress)
6 citizens currently in denial (0.02% progress)
7 citizens currently awaiting plaid pants delivery (0.03% progress)
8 citizens currently in revolt (0.04% progress)
9 citizens currently plotting rebellion (0.05% progress)
Meet our team of expert Bureaucrats who have been tasked with enforcing Mandate 1234: