MEETINGS COMMITTEE RESOLUTIONS

Minutes from the 42nd Meeting of the Meetings Committee

Resolution 1: The Importance of Procrastination

By a unanimous decision, the Meetings Committee hereby declares that procrastination is a vital aspect of productivity. In fact, it has been statistically proven that 4.21% of all work hours spent on meetings could be spent on actual productivity. View appendix for more statistics

Resolution 2: The Mandatory Usage of Comic Sans

By a 9-3 vote, the Meetings Committee has decided that all official documents and communications shall be written in the esteemed font, Comic Sans. Any dissenting voices will be met with stern looks from Management. View minutes from the debate

Resolution 3: The Creation of a Snack Budget

By a unanimous decision, the Meetings Committee has established a snack budget of $100 per attendee for all future meetings. This will include, but is not limited to, free coffee, stale cookies, and an assortment of beige-colored granola bars. View the snack budget breakdown

Next Meeting: "The Future of Futility"

The next meeting of the Meetings Committee will focus on the importance of doing something that won't change anything. Stay tuned for more information.

View the meeting agenda