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RESOLUTIONS COMMITTEE

Appendix: Important Unimportant Decisions

In a world where meetings are held for the sake of holding meetings, we've compiled this list of resolutions that changed nothing and everyone already agreed on.

Resolution 1: We will have meetings on Fridays View Details

Resolution 2: The coffee machine will never be turned off View Details

Resolution 3: We will all wear plaid pants to the next meeting View Details

Resolution 4: The meeting minutes will be written by the intern View Details

Resolution 5: We will all take a three-hour lunch on Fridays View Details