Financial Apocalypse Meetups

Financial Crunch Consulting - Because your budget is a myth.
Financial Apocalypse Symposium - Where experts discuss the inevitable.

Join us in the grand ballroom of the financially doomed, where the only thing more abundant than despair is the number of unpaid bills.

Financial Crunch Forecasting - Because knowing when to sell your soul is crucial.
Financial Apocalypse Simulation - Where you'll learn to predict the inevitable, but not necessarily prevent it.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Financial Crunch Strategies - Because you still have a few dollars to burn.
Financial Apocalypse Therapy - Where you'll learn to love your financial mistakes.

Or at least pretend to.