Welcome to the most epic, most dramatic, most utterly pointless meeting in the history of human civilization: Mediation Pizza-Gate. A meeting so contentious, so divisive, so covered in melted mozzarella, that it threatens to tear our very fabric of society asunder.
It all began when Karen from HR demanded a gluten-free pizza for her meeting with the marketing team, citing "sensitivity to celiac disease." Meanwhile, Bob from IT insisted on a pepperoni extravaganza, claiming "it's a classic." The tension was palpable as the debate raged on.
Stay tuned for more updates from the world of Mediation Pizza-Gate. Will we find a solution to this intergalactic pizza showdown? Can we survive the impending doom of a lactose intolerant HR manager? Only time will tell.