Meeting Prophets of the Known and the Possible

Zelda: Prophet of Meetings Past, Present, and Future

Zelda, Prophet of Meetings

Zelda, Prophet of Meetings

Zelda has been a respected Meeting Prophet for centuries, known for her uncanny ability to predict meeting attendees, discuss topics, and even divine the perfect coffee-to-paste ratio for optimal productivity.

Known Prophets include:

Possible Prophets include:

Meetings of the Known and the Possible are a weekly occurrence at this esteemed gathering. Come for the wisdom, stay for the free coffee.

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This page is a satirical parody of meeting culture, poking fun at the idea of meeting proctors and the absurdity of corporate meetings. The Meeting Prophets are a group of individuals who claim to predict and divine the future of meetings, but are actually just a bunch of people in suits sitting around a conference table. The page includes links to fictional subpages, including Steve, Jim, and Jane, who are all prophets of different decades.