The Overly-Detailed Meeting Meeting
Welcome, attendees. Please note the following detailed meeting agenda:
- 8:00am - 8:30am: Arrival and awkward small talk
- 8:30am - 9:15am: Coffee and pastries (with exact pastry descriptions)
- 9:15am - 12:15pm: Presentation on "The Importance of Proper Meeting Etiquette" (with PowerPoint slides)
- 12:15pm - 1:15pm: Lunch break (with exact food descriptions)
- 1:15pm - 4:00pm: Group exercise in "Active Listening" (with detailed instructions)
Agenda Item 1: Arrival and Awkward Small Talk
This is a 15-minute segment where attendees will arrive, awkwardly greet each other, and exchange small talk about the weather and their weekends.
Agenda Item 2: Coffee and Pastries
We will be serving a variety of pastries, including:
Agenda Item 3: Presentation
This presentation will cover:
Agenda Item 4: Lunch
Today's lunch menu includes:
Agenda Item 5: Active Listening
Attendees will engage in a 30-minute exercise where they will be required to listen to each other without interrupting.