The Overly-Detailed Meeting Meeting

Welcome, attendees. Please note the following detailed meeting agenda:

  1. 8:00am - 8:30am: Arrival and awkward small talk
  2. 8:30am - 9:15am: Coffee and pastries (with exact pastry descriptions)
  3. 9:15am - 12:15pm: Presentation on "The Importance of Proper Meeting Etiquette" (with PowerPoint slides)
  4. 12:15pm - 1:15pm: Lunch break (with exact food descriptions)
  5. 1:15pm - 4:00pm: Group exercise in "Active Listening" (with detailed instructions)

Agenda Item 1: Arrival and Awkward Small Talk

This is a 15-minute segment where attendees will arrive, awkwardly greet each other, and exchange small talk about the weather and their weekends.

Agenda Item 2: Coffee and Pastries

We will be serving a variety of pastries, including:

Agenda Item 3: Presentation

This presentation will cover:

Agenda Item 4: Lunch

Today's lunch menu includes:

Agenda Item 5: Active Listening

Attendees will engage in a 30-minute exercise where they will be required to listen to each other without interrupting.