Pointless Agenda 2: Optional Topic Discussion

Today's agenda: "Is this meeting even happening?"

We'll be discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything... but only for 3 hours.

Important Subpoints:

Subpoint 1: Is the copier working?

Subpoint 2: Who ate the last donut?

Don't worry, we'll get around to discussing the actual meeting topic in 2 hours.